James Inman sees a grassy knoll on every corner, which is why I'm delighted that he's agreed to come on board as a columnist and submit material to media underground from time to time.
Standup comic, hopeless alcoholic, and author of the wonderful travel guide Greyhound Diary, Inman is a trip and an international treasure.
Here's what he had to say about me:
"I've said it before and I will say it again: Mortimer is an alien. He was sent to earth to spread perplexity. I have no idea why no-one else sees this, I have eyewitness testimony and physical evidence that he has an alien spaceship in his basement and he's trying to backwards engineer the technology for nefarious purposes. If you meet him in person you will not meet the real Mortimer. He has an exact replica double that he sends out for media events and he lives in a castle in Edinburgh. This castle is fortified with a ten foot metal gate and surrounded by surveillance cameras. The property is owned and operated by Raytheon."
Be sure to check him out.
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