In a contest where I would normally want them all to lose, a glimmer of hope has appeared. Yes, we could have an Archbishop of Canterbury called 'Archbishop Cocksworth'! The big cheeses of the established C of E are presently gathered at a secret location (possibly to avoid a drone strike?) for 3 days to pick the new AB of C. However, my prayers are unlikely to be answered and if I was a betting man my money, sadly, would not be on the Bishop of Coventry...
'Who will succeed Rowan Williams as Archbishop of Canterbury? The Crown Nominations Commission is meeting to decide who will take his place, and at the end of its deliberations the 19-strong committee - which includes bishops, priests and lay people - will give the prime minister the name of its preferred candidate and a second choice. Here are some of the contenders to lead the Church of England.' (BBC News article).
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