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25.07.2025
Orange Paedophile Lands In Scotland To Play Expensive Game Of Tiddlywinks

Yes, that's right, Donald 'Child Fucker' Trump has arrived in my country of birth to hit a little ball around a huge outdoor carpet masquerading as grass.

Taxpayers are forking out at least $10million to make sure no-one blows his fat orange head off his shoulders during the five days that he's here to piss around and act like a total cunt.

I love democracy. Don't you feel so free?