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10.05.2026
Rub The Golden Bubba For Luck

Because you're gonna fuckin' need it, America.

Get on down to Mar-a-Lago and give that golden paedo statue's fat bloated gut a hefty solid rub.

Luck and good fortune will be bestowed upon you. It's true!!!

Believe me, a new American golden age can occur with the application of enough gold coloured paint.