Founder of media underground, George Mortimer is slowly coming to the realisation that nothing about human behaviour makes any sense to him any longer and that, for the most part, he just wants to be left the fuck alone. A dabbler in media, occultism and orbital mechanics, he has written two books on Thelemic esotericism - The Key Of It All and The Probationer's Handbook - and is currently working on a third book about remote mountain rudimentary shelters, entitled Bothy Culture. Mortimer spends most of his free time trying unsuccessfully to acquire blissful isolation.

There are many words one can use to describe the anomaly known as James Inman. ‘Stand-up Comic’ is one such phrase, ‘Rural Punk Gen-X Anti-Hero’ is another. One might also refer to him as a ‘Recurring Alcoholic’ or ‘Angry Middle-Aged Man’. Yet whatever James is he certainly loves to torture himself, and in so doing can occasionally manifest ‘Genius’. Author of the depressingly hilarious travel guide Greyhound Diary, James works the comedy circuit travelling state to state on the Greyhound bus. He is also one of the main characters in the fly-on-the-wall documentary The Unbookables.

A staunch atheist and anti-royalist, Stephen ‘Sergeant Matron’ Lewis is some kind of bizarre human hybrid prototype with a keen eye for everything that is fucked up with the planet. Author of Boots On The Line: Walking 1000 Miles Of Britain's Dismantled Railways, the Matron spends much of his free time either wandering around seriously remote parts of rural Scotland for extended periods, smoking peculiar and unusual tobacco blends out of one of his vast collection of briar pipes, or rallying against corporate corruption wherever it rears its ugly head.