I'm tired of being mocked as a conspiracy nut. It's payback time. Just like a rubber band that gets stretched to its limit there is a boundary to every force in the universe. It's a unifying principal. Everything in the known universe has its opposite. Call it the opposable force or whatever you want. Satan, the Devil, or a rebellious spirit that flows through everything and fucks shit up. That rubber band has to return to its original rubber band state eventually or snap. So this is for you Mr. Skeptic. And to all those sane individuals who think everything can be explained and everything is in its right place. I want to ridicule you till you crawl into a hole and piss on yourself babbling incoherent mono-syllables as a gang of pumpkin headed grey aliens shovel dirt into your unmarked grave.