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28.01.2026
Is The AI Bubble About To Burst?

Here's my 10 cents worth (of the $4,000,000,000,000 wasted on this horsehit so far)...

Yes.

And good fucking riddance to it.

I do however foresee the second hand GPU market going through the roof in the 4th fiscal quarter. So bargains aplenty before 2027.

Do bear in mind that I also predicted that Trump wouldn't last a full year in office, but I'm confident I can't be too far off.

Any day now. Fingers crossed.

He does look like shit... I mean, more so than he usually does.

Ronald McDonald and Stephen Miller are probably slowly poisoning him.
 

16.01.2026
Zionist Nobel Peace Prize Winner Licks Orange Blob's Bumhole

You really couldn't get more sycophantic than this. In an incredible act of self-debasement, Maria Corina Machado - pro-Israeli Venezuelan politician and supporter of far right groups in Europe - got down on her hands and knees and virtually kissed Donald Trump's shitter.

Handing him her undeserved Nobel Peace Prize medal, Machado, hoped to appeal to King Don's infatuation with shiny gold trinkets in a shameless attempt to get his backing to become the leader of Venezuela.

Unfortunately for her, it probably made no difference to Donald whatsoever, since he throws everybody under the bus sooner or later anyway. And unfortunately for him, Nobel Peace Prizes cannot be revoked, shared or transferred to others - so that's just another meaningless piece of gold crap lying around the Oval Office for Donald to rub himself up against.

What repulsive, horrible, disgusting people there are in this world. Politicians shouldn't be allowed to become politicians.
 

11.01.2026
Trump Is Long Overdue For A Good Kicking

Why the fuck has no-one kicked the shit out this fat orange turd? He's like the bully in the school playround: "Give me your lunch money. I want, I want, I want". He's like Grange Hill's Gripper Stebson during his final senile days at the old folk's home - his mind having regressed to that of a five year old. What the actual fuck!? Give me five minutes alone with this motherfucker, then I'll move on to Hillbilly Vance, followed by Darth Hegseth.

However, I'll keep the use of the baseball bat nice and fresh for Stephen 'Goebbels' Miller.

Don't think I could ever get fed up whacking a baseball bat off Miller's baldy little fuckhead.
 

09.01.2026
The Mentality Of Dodrick

Let me explain before I begin...

Dodrick isn't his real name. When you live in such a small village as I do it's probably best to be able to exercise plausible deniability, although if Dodrick reads this (assuming Dodrick can actually read) he'll be under no illusion that the imbecile I'm about to describe here is anyone other than himself.

So, as I've established, Dodrick is in actual fact a real person even if Dodrick is not his real name. At least I think he is a real person, unless of course we're living in a computer simulation in which case Dodrick would most certainly be an NPC (non-player character) put here as an irritating obstacle to overcome, or an energy sucking imp that must be destroyed in order to level up.

You see Dodrick is a fucking moron. Mid-twenty-something virgin Gen-Zoomer that still lives with his mum, built like a long lanky streak of piss with a physique that makes him look at least five months pregnant. This unusual abnormality in physical appearance, I assume, can only be recreated through bone idle laziness and a diet consisting solely of square sausage for breakfast, double cheese burgers for lunch followed by lager, Doner kebab and/or takeaway pizzas for dinner/supper.

Dodrick has never done a day's work in his meaningless life, although he does actually have a job. A job that not only allows you to do as little as imaginably possible but to also royally fuck up anything that you actually do do.

So mindnumbingly bored in his job is Dodrick that the only form of entertainment he can generate whilst there is to dream up new ways of breaking things and seeking out new places to hide.

Dodrick also hates immigrants and asylum seekers. You see, living in such a small village as he does, his life has been drastically affected by the 0.1% population of Johnny Foreigners who have come in to the community to steal all the jobs whilst contradictorily somehow managing to sponge off the system by doing absolutely nothing. And so now you can fully appreciate why Dodrick feels so threatened. Jobs where you can get paid for doing fuck all are extremely hard to come by, and Dodrick wants to retain his self-entitlement to a life not worth living.

Dodrick doesn't hate all immigrants and asylum seekers however. Dodrick just hates the black ones, the "Jihadis" as he refers to them, or the "foreign rapists" that are impregnating "our" women "up and down the country" (woman that he'll never get to spend any time with because he's dull as dishwater). Meanwhile the gene pool fortunately becomes more diversified, thanks to black cock.

Polish immigrants and Ukrainian asylum seekers are alright in Dodrick's book, because "they work hard" which I think is Dod-speak for having white skin. There, the similarities between them and himself end, because as explained earlier, Dodrick doesn't work hard, he just doesn't work period.

If Nigel Farage's Reform Party were to win the next General Election here in the UK, Dodrick might very well become a Gestapo member of Farage's Fourth Reich, providing he doesn't have to put too much physical effort into expelling people from the country. Maybe a job ordering grunts around to fulfil his fantasies of living in an only white society would be more suited to Dodrick, assuming it doesn't interfere with him still having enough time to break things and play hide and seek.

And I don't think I'm being overly dramatic when I suggest a position in a modern Gestapo would suit Dodrick down to the ground. Whilst having a conversation with a different individual about the ICE shooting of Renee Nicol Good the very day after the murder occurred, Dodrick pitched in with his ten cents worth of horseshit: "I wish they'd do that here with all the immigrants" he enlighteningly informed us, clearly unaware that Renee Nicol Good was actually a born and bred white American citizen and a mother of three young kids.

Dodrick does have one passion other than hate and paranoia however, and that's football. Not actually playing the game of course, but rather participating in sitting on his arse watching it. Knows everything there is to know about football does Dodrick, especially his home team. All the data and statistics of who did what and when, as well as being an expert on how they could better improve their game. One would think that with such passion for tribal ball kicking Dodrick might have at one time tried for the local team, but alas, even as a youngster Dodrick was clearly a lazy fucker, and so sadly his favourite club will never win the golden coconut having been deprived of his advanced expertise.

Sadly, Dodrick's double digit IQ mentality is not an isolated phenomenon in Britain. As George Carlin put it, "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that." All over the country there are Dodricks, forming opinions based on the likes of GB News coverage or what some racist might've uninformedly speculated about at some point on Facebook.

Dodrick is just one village idiot of many who have never experienced the real world. He's never left home, never acquired independence, never had a girlfriend and never travelled anywhere that didn't involve going to watch his local team play an away game. Destined for a life surmounting to nothing is Dodrick, like so many of the local "Pickled Pensioners" that have rarely ventured beyond the village boundaries, who now spend their final days drinking themselves to death in the local pub, expressing negative opinions of a world they have never experienced and being angry, mainly at themselves, for consciously choosing a mostly worthless and wasted existence.
 

03.01.2026
Man In Venezuala Arrested For Having Saddam Hussein Moustache

Trump says he's gonna run Venezuala - just in the meantime - whilst they ensure a pro-American puppet government gets installed. So, good luck with that, Donald, considering how much of an arse you've made of running the country you're supposed to be in charge of.

Fear not. Trump will be dead soon. He looks and sounds like utter shit and is swallowing too much aspirin to compensate for his cheese burger intake.

I said it almost a year ago that Trump wouldn't last a whole year as president. I stick by that observation. What is sad is that there's no-one sufficiently armed to the teeth and dying of a terminal disease in America that is willing to go the whole hog and pop a cap in the back of that orange paedophile's head.

What I fear most is that he might just quietly shuffle off this mortal coil, having consumed one cheese burger too many. Then we might get the Epstein Files, and everyone will be like "How did we not see this!?"

It's got to be a simulation. It's just too fucked up and weird to be the real reality.
 

25.12.2025
Over A Million More Epstein Files "Discovered"

How convenient. Where did they come from? I guess if you drip feed a load of irrelevant bollocks, you can hold back the juicy files that incriminate Trump and other powerful paedophiles whilst simultaneously declaring transparency.

Give me a break. The release of these files will now easily go on forever, whilst the ones with any substance might eventually come out years after Trump's death.

It'll be like Jimmy Saville all over again with everyone asking "How did we not know?" and "How was this allowed to happen?"
 

24.12.2025
Meet Dan Toombs - The Curry Guy

This guy is the Indian Curry Master! I've been reading his books and following his recipes for years. If you want to make a BIR style Indian curry at home - to British Indian Restaurant standards - then just do everything he says in his books and videos. You won't be disappointed. His Pakora sauce, for example (a recipe for which I spent 25+ years trying to figure out), is bang on the money and exactly what I remember from many a businessman's lunch as a teenager/early 20-something college student in Kirkcaldy.

Back then, in the late 80s and early 90s, you could get a three course business lunch and a pint (at the incredible Café India) for as little as five quid.
 

20.12.2025
Trumpian Transparency

Well, I guess nothing says "transparency" quite like cherry picking only a fraction of the Epstein Files and releasing them with 550 pages completely blacked out. In fact one series of three consecutive documents comprising of 255 pages is entirely blacked out. What the fuck!? I hope nobody accidentally tries to print them off. Couldn't they have just put one page listing these documents and let us know the number of pages in each? Maybe put in a little footnote giving a reason why they were redacted. You know: "We've redacted these documents because they include proof that Trump's been fucking kids". Something like that.
 

14.12.2025
Gideon Fucking Faltler And The BBC's Israeli Bias

So fifteen people were killed in a shooting on Bondi Beach today. Is it a tragedy? Hell, sure it is. But it is no more a tragedy than the thirty plus people being killed every day in Gaza after a so-called "ceasefire" where half of the victims are children.

Yet the BBC does fuck all to report on any of those facts.

Instead it focuses on the poor Zionists (yet again) and invites Gideon fucking Falter on to their news channel, to tell everyone about his take on the Bondi Beach situation and how evil those pro-Palestinian protesters in the UK are for conducting peaceful demonstrations against British politicians supporting the genocide of an indigenous population.

Gideon, you all remember, was that fatuous little prick who (with bald patch coverer-upperer on top of his brainless little noggin and Torah gripped firmly in his hand) decided to go cross a road in front of a Palestine solidarity march because... well... just fucking because.

With purity in his heart and no malice in his mind, he just wanted to get to the other side of the road because he was out on a leisurely stroll (with body guards and film crew) to just enjoy the local sights after a morning of debasing himself before a genocidal and jealous god.

When a police officer told him it probably wasn't a good idea to cross the road at a specific location where a pro-Palestine march was taking place, he made a big song and dance about it, and accused the police officer trying to protect him of "antisemitism" - yes, that tired old chestnut.

Gideon is also, incidentally, the Chief Executive of the 'Campaign Against Antisemitism' which is funded directly by the Israeli government (it has been discovered) because he's real fucking good at playing the victim card and loves to use the genuine suffering of his ancestors to further the genocidal policies of the Israeli government.

Now if fifteen Gideon Falters or Ben Shapiros got mowed down on Bondi Beach today, there would be no innocent deaths. But sadly fifteen (probably innocent) people did die, and it is all clearly the direct result of the hatred that the likes of Gideon Falter endorses and promotes.
 

13.12.2025
Dirty Little Men Of Power

Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, Woody Allen, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Larry Summers, Richard Branson, The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince. All of them we knew were evil weird creepy little cunts long before we even saw the photos of them hanging out with Epstein on Paedophile Island.

Fuck these arseholes!

Nazis and Zionists the lot of them.

Jesus Christ! Who puts a photo of a passed out girl on their fucking desk? It's insanely creepy and they all deserve the death penalty.
 

04.11.2025
AI Bollocks

ChatGPT? Seriously!? What a pile of horseshit! It's fine if you're an idiot that wants something simple done because you're a complete and utter retard who can't quite figure out how to write a shopping list that covers all your necessary food groups or some shit. But get into the realm of a task that's marginally more complicated and it shits the fucking bed.

Trillions of dollars has been spent on all this AI bollocks and Sam Altman looks like a tupperware hybrid of Patrick Swayze and Mark Zuckerberg.

I am so looking forward to the forthcoming bursting of the AI bubble and a whole load of useless companies being flushed away like the turds that they clearly are. It's so funny to me because AI is so obviously shit. But if you're a fucking moron then you're probably impressed with it, and that's what makes it all the more funny. Just like Facebook, when all you stupid cunts jumped on the ocean liner to oblivion, I get to sit at the harbour and watch you all sail off towards the iceberg of doom.

Fucking idiots!
 

31.10.2025
More Decitime: The Mortimerian Calendar

The Mortimerian Calendar is a thought experiment dreamt up by myself to decimalise time. The original concept began with the idea of creating a decimal clock system that functions under the premise of having ten decimal hours (dours) in a day, 100 decimal minutes (dinutes) in a dour, and 100 decimal seconds (deconds) in a dinute (identical in nature to the time system partially adopted in France from 1794 to 1800 during the French Revolution).

Here, however, I have taken the matter a stage further and designed a decimal calendar comprising of ten months in a year and ten days in a week, thus making it so that the months alternate between having 36 and 37 days respectively. The days of the week are based on the bodies of the solar system in sequence from the sun outwards, with an additional zero day (Lunaday/Monday) occurring at the beginning of the first month every four years to accommodate the leap year.

The example calendar system I have produced here is created from the next leap year, 2028, through to the end of 2031 where one will notice that the calendar system resets back to default, thus making 2028 identical to 2032 in composition. In fact, taking the Lunaday leap year adjustment out of the equation one will notice that the calendar actually resets back to its default composition every two years.

The first six months have been renamed Januber, Februber, Mariber, Apriber, Maber, and Sextimber to fit in more closely with the names of the last four months of the year, allowing September, October, November and December to make more sense again regarding their original linguistic meaning.

Also, realising that a ten day week might feel somewhat long, I have added the idea of holidays/free days throughout the week so that one doesn't have to work more that two days in a row before getting some time off. This then comes close to the idea of adopting the current four day working week idea but with less chance of burnout.

As for Christmas Day, if we have it as usual occurring one week before the start of the New Year (in this case ten days before the beginning of Januber) it will occur on the 27th of December which, by a lovely coincidence, is also the date that the Winter Solstice falls on when using this calendar. This is the date that Christmas should occur on anyway having absolutely nothing to do with the birth of a fictional Man-God and everything to do with having been adopted from the original pagan midwinter celebration/festival.
 

22.10.2025
The Decitime Experiment

I've decided to take on a project and do what should have been done centuries ago and modernise 'Time'. Think about it, we're genetically hardwired for a decimal system with ten digits on our hands and ten digits on our feet, so why the fuck do we work with a system that has 12 months in a year, 7 days in a week, 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute? It's dumb as shit! In fact, it's unTENable.

We used to have 10 months in a year, but some stupid bastard added July and August instead of increasing the days in each month, and so now September, October, November and December make no sense whatsoever given that they mean 7, 8, 9 and 10 respectively, yet they are the 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th months of the year.

What the fuck!?

Now, Decitime (or Decimal Time, with it's 10 decimal hours in a day, 100 decimal minutes in an hour and 100 decimal seconds in a minute) was actually a thing that never took off during the French Revolution, but I propose to revitalise it and take the idea even further.

So, to get us started, check above to see my realtime decimal clock.

Note: The clock takes regional variations into account but does not adjust for Daylight Savings since this is another dumb idea that needs to be scrapped.

Now in order to take it further we have to decimalise the calendar as well ...bear with me. Here's what I propose:

Months - There will be 10 in a year. We can't do anything about there being 365/366 days in a year (obviously) but we can decimalise the number of months in a year. So each month will comprise of 36 or 37 days, alternating between each month. So month 1 will have 36 days, month 2 will have 37 days, month 3 will have 36 days, month 4 will have 37 days and so on and so forth. Thus 365 days in a year. But what of the leap year, I hear you cry? Well, there will be a zero day at the start of the first month. It can be like an extra holiday giving you an extra day every four years to recover from the usual Yuletide hangover.

What will we call these months? I'm still working on that and throwing around ideas, but the working names I have at the moment are as follows: Januber, Februber, Mariber, Apriber, Maber, Sextimber, September, October, November, December.

And so now the last 4 months of the year make perfect sense again.

Weeks/Days - There will be 10 days in a week ...obviously. Thus simplifying the situation. Given that the names of the days in our current fucked up system are based on seven of the heavenly bodies in our solar system, I propose we update this and name the days of the week in sequence of the planets from the sun outwards (since the current sequence makes no sense whatsoever). Something like: Solday, Mercuday, Venuday, Terraday, Marsday, Jupiday, Saturday, Uranuday, Neptuday, Plutoday.

Do you dig my scene?

Now, as for the leap year/zero day thing, it will be given it's own name, Lunaday (aka Monday) since nobody likes a Monday anyway.

I'll be working on a functioning calendar next (the 'Mortimerian Calendar' I'm thinking of calling it), however, in the meantime, I'm gonna have to try figure out what day of the year my birthday falls on given that I've just killed off July - the month in which I was born.
 

11.09.2025
Keep Your Eye On The Ball

As someone who is not American (thank fuck) and who doesn't live in America (thank fuck), I don't know much about this Charlie Kirk character other than him being someone famous for talking out of his bum hole.

Anyway, apparently he was shot dead recently whilst talking about how important guns are or some shit.

In the meantime, as the so-called 'Land of the Free' descends into further chaos, are we any further forward regarding the release of the Epstein Files?

I mean, Americans are always shooting each other, right? And Charlie did say that some gun deaths are worth it to protect second amendment rights.

Ah, I see Charlie, you didn't mean yourself. Just those other poor bastards that get shot dead by gun weilding lunatics.

Anyway, now that we've established that, how about releasing the fucking Epstein Files?

Just saying is all.
 

22.08.2025
Fuck Israel!

What an utterly shameful contemptuous country.

A pretend country, incidentally. Not a real place. The real place was once called Palestine and the so-called "land without a people for a people without a land" was a crock of utter horseshit dreamt up just before the Balfour Declaration when Zionists, Imperialists and Antisemites encouraged the displacement of an indigenous population (i.e. The Palestinians) to give the Jewish people a homeland that they were in no way entitled to.

I could go on... how Judaism is just a religion (in other words a "cult") and not an actual race of people, but you'd just call me antisemitic, which is odd given that the original definition of "Semitic People" would unlikely include Caucasian Jews of American, Russian and/or European decent - a demographic which makes up a very large percentage of Israel's population, incidentally.

I have no beef with Jewish people - unless you're one of those ZioNazi goons like Smotrich, Ben-Gvir or Netanyahu. People are entitled to believe in whatever horseshit they want to believe in (Christianity is a crock of utter horseshit to me also, as is every other human definition of "the divine" or whatever else gives you comfort because you're too infantile and dumb to grow the fuck up and realise that the only entity who has your back in this life is yourself).

But Israel - as an idea, a concept, a weird colonial experiment - is an utter abomination. A brainwashing state that plays the victim card like a professional poker playing hustler - exploiting the victimisation of its own ancestors - who really did suffer under Fascism - for the benefit of its own spoilt brattishness.

I hate racism in any form. People are just people, regardless of how fucked up they are - and there's a lot of fucked up people in this world. But when I see men, women and children (not to mention healthcare workers trying to save lives and journalists trying to report the truth) being starved, blown up, tortured, raped, demonised and dismissed as nothing more than a plague to be wiped out, I genuinely despair for the future of humanity.

And all this being facilitated and encouraged by that bloated orange paedophile in the White House, as western leaders kowtow to this manchild demon's every whim.

Shameful.

It's time to step up people. Do you want a future? Do you care? Are you too comfortable? Can you sidestep the reality of these attrocities and sleep at night in the knowledge you did nothing? Or will you get off your fat fucking arse, get out of your comfort zone and realise that good, honest people - regardless of personal risk - need to stand up and be counted if we are going to evolve towards something resembling "Intelligent"?

The ball is at your feet humanity. Tonight I might sleep a little better knowing that I did, at least, write this rant.

Sadly, though, it's still not nearly enough to stop the unnecessary suffering of millions of innocent people. Our very own brothers and sisters who just so happened to spawn from a part of the world that wasn't as comfortable as ours.

It's happening again. You can either help sort it out or be utterly complicit in it. It's your choice, knuckleheads.
 

26.07.2025
Quick Age Verification Bypass Technique

Download AwardVPN. Generate a pin code here. Enter the pin into AwardVPN and connect to a non UK server.

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After 6 hours, just generate another pin.
 

25.07.2025
Orange Paedophile Lands In Scotland To Play Expensive Game Of Tiddlywinks

Yes, that's right, Donald 'Child Fucker' Trump has arrived in my country of birth to hit a little ball around a huge outdoor carpet masquerading as grass.

Taxpayers are forking out at least $10million to make sure no-one blows his fat orange head off his shoulders during the five days that he's here to piss around and act like a total cunt.

I love democracy. Don't you feel so free?
 

20.07.2025
Just Things That I Like

You may have noticed a slight change to the website recently, notably the square icons at the top of the main page under the site header. Just to be clear, none of these websites are sponsors of media underground, nor do I sponsor any of them (with the exception of Double Down News to whom I throw a couple of quid their way every month simply because I like their vision and reporting). I may sponsor some of those other sites in the future, but for now they are simply things that I like or sources and products that I regularly use.

For example, my computers run Linux Mint and my phone has been flashed with CalyxOS (a privacy focused DeGoogled Android custom ROM). I'm also a keen Raspberry Pi user and my free personal plan with Tailscale makes secure networking really easy allowing me to connect to my home network without exposing ports or configuring firewalls. The other sites are merely some of my favourite sources of news.

In a world that is becoming increasingly more polarised - encouraged by our corrupt political leaders and biased mainstream media - I feel it is now more important than ever to shun huge media conglomerates, disconnect from dominant proprietary big tech companies and support open source software as well as independent reporting and journalism.

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